Crazy Statement (^o^)

First, add “I’m a/an” on your title,

then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

 

 

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

 

 What kind of pants are you wearing? 

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[ ]PJs = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ]Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

 

 What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[]Black = with a sexy smile

[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

 

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[ ]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who banged

[ ]8 =  who cuddled with

[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 =  who ran shirtless with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

 

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[ ]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = a homo

[ ]19 = an orange

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

 

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[ ]Black = because I’m sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I’m gay

[ ]Gray = because I got dared

[ ]Other = because that’s how I roll

[ ]Green = because I’m good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I’ve got abs